hello kitty makes everything

INSPIRED

BLONDS MUST HAVE MORE FUN!

slumber partys

are definitely not what they once were.
Sure me and my friends watch movies, eat junk, and talk about guys
but we also do other stuff like run threw sprinklers in our underwear, drink wine, and smoke...
in fact now that i think about it those slumber party's in movies don't seam very real. I mean
wheres the substance abuse or the partying till dawn with your home girls?

ghetto fabulous!

i have thought long and hard about what im about to do, and well im going to confess to you all my beauty secrets.
The secret to looking as foxy as me is being ghetto fabulous!!!
I die my hair with koolaid.
I do my make up with crayola markers.
I paint my nails with sharpies.
Instead of going to spray tan i use spray paint.
I enjoy long fake nails with plenty of bling.
BEING FAKE IS KEY

I found this picture on the web randomly and i must say this is my dream guy. no idea who took it or who the guy is...


Ive seen way too many cheesy movies. They all seem to have the same theme. True love. Im guessing true love is when u see someone and instently know that you have to have them. But is that really true love? Every time i feel instant chemistry with some one, it lasts a few weeks and im done. I fall out of love as quick as i fell in love. Maibe true love is when you slowly fall in love with someone because of the things they do. It might take a while longer to feel a spark but it also takes longer for that spark to go away.

Im crushing

on them

I'm in shock. I took the wrong train and ended up completely lost. I had no money and my phone was dead. Everything was dark and i had to look for a phone booth to call someone. Any one who could come and get me. Of course i called my mother and started sobbing. The only thing i knew about my location was the train stations name and that it wasn't a very good neighborhood. I haven't been that scared in a while. So i sat down and cried in a corner. I know, its very pathetic.

A concerned Asian lady came up to me. Her accent was thick so it was hard to understand what she was saying, but i made out a few things. "you okay?" i looked up at her a little alarmed with my cheeks still wet. "I'm fine now. thank you" i replied in a half sob half whisper. "no i overhear. You say you have no money and no phone. please take this" she hands me a $20. I couldn't believe that a complete stranger would help me. I couldn't take her money. I insisted i wouldnt, but she left it on my lap. Before i could say anything she said "please keep. I don't want anything bad to happen to u. i really do care." Then she gave me a hug and walked away.

I couldn't believe that a complete stranger would help me in a time of need. Living in a big city a lot of people go about their day without noticing the people around them. I confess to doing this sometimes too.

I looked for her to say thank you but i couldnt find her. I didnt even get her name or a chance to return the money. Im so thankful for this ladys help. Situations like these always make me more posotive and thankfull for all the love i get from people around me.

not this bitch!

I absolutely adore Cosmo. Its like my bible. Everything i want to know is in it. Even things i didnt think i wanted to know.
although thats ultra emberassing to admit. I buy every issue every month, but something was different this month. When i went to my local news stand i found that the new cosmo had Kim Kardashian on the cover. I looked at it and thought to my self "what the fuck is this bullshit?'. There was no way in hell i was buying that. So i settled for cosmos ugly duckling of a cousine; Glamour. Dont get me wrong i love trashy. I can watch jerry springer all day because i find it oh so funny. But this? I couldnt even see what the cover said because her large ass was covering all the words. What is it that Kim Kardashian does? Shes not pretty, or funny, or even smart....
but id deffenetly pay to see her and Paris Hilton get in a fight....

yes im risking getting an STD, and for some guy...

I had a crazy dream last night. I had a dream that i went on a date with a guy who took me out to dinner and actually payed for me. Not only was he funny but he was polite and opened doors for me as well. He didn't have a voice that was too high or too low, and his laugh wasn't obnoxious, on the contrary it was very pleasing. He looked like Justin Long, drove a motorcycle, and was in a band. The best part is that i didn't have to wait by the phone for days or refresh my facebook page so many times my computer froze. He was the type of guy that didn't make you regret putting the time and effort into getting a bikini wax. Oh lets not forget that he likes bands like Joy Division, The Clash, New Order, and The Smiths.
Then i woke up and hit my head on the bead post...
Well a girl can dream.
By Luna Virgen

Who tells you how to act? who tells you how to act!? Boys don't know how to , and I ask you who tells you how to act?

No seriously am sick of guessing what you mean , what you feel. I hate how you stare at me and then act like a jerk. Yeah Ive seen your eyes light up when you see me, still you do nothing. I don't mind because I really don't know you, and I can forget you, but you ll regret it for sure.

Baby you can drive around, baby you can look around, and baby then just ask me out...

If I could make a little film to show you all of me, happy, sad, playful, angry, and in love... I would send it to you by dawn , and you would watch it till twilight , hopefully dream about my smile, and would you want to provoke it with your very own laughter?

By Deer Onmoon