ghetto fabulous!

i have thought long and hard about what im about to do, and well im going to confess to you all my beauty secrets.
The secret to looking as foxy as me is being ghetto fabulous!!!
I die my hair with koolaid.
I do my make up with crayola markers.
I paint my nails with sharpies.
Instead of going to spray tan i use spray paint.
I enjoy long fake nails with plenty of bling.
BEING FAKE IS KEY