E3 2011: They're ruining video games

All I got from E3 is that they're ruining video games. Again. I mean, look at this piece of shit, erm, gameplay trailer:

As far as I can tell, the game consists of unimaginative driving sequences, followed by cutscenes that prompt you to press a button every now and then.

What is this, the mid-90's? Apparently they really are bringing back interactive movies. Because everyone who was a gamer in the nineties remember how much "fun" those were.

I can't tell if these Something Awful articles are parodies or not any more. For what it's worth, everything in that one seems to be true.

You're ruining video gaming.