Happy birthday Laura Lee!

So Freeones tells me today is the beautiful Laura Lee's birthday.

Freeones also tells me she's Swiss, so I feel properly patriotic posting this.

Happy birthday!

Ice hockey world championships preview 2012

Shit, I don't know. It's not like we'll be seeing them now that they're on pay-tv. No way am I paying for Viasat for the NHL and MTV3 MAX for F1 and a third provider for this.

Did I mention it's Susana Spears's birthday?

I still don't know why the sight of her hit me like a ton of bricks, but it still kinda does.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Sabrina Maree!

Happy birthday to beautiful Penthouse Pet and porn star Sabrina Maree!

Need I say more?

Happy birthday Eva Angelina!

Happy birthday to the beautiful Eva Angelina!

Jessica Drake and Bianca Beauchamp

Sorry if that got someone overly exited; as far as I know, these two beautiful ladies just happen to share a birthday.



The beautiful Jessica Drake is one of the hottest porn stars in the world:

Bianca Beauchamp, on the other hand, is the most beautiful fetish model ever.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Jayden Cole!

Another porn birthday: the beautiful Jayden Cole!

She's starred in a movie called Bikini Frankenstein, and if that's not enough of a character reference for you, then I don't know what is.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Talia Shepard!

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Traci Lords kicks ass

I understood from Traci Lords's Twitter that she's going to be releasing some music again this summer. You know Traci Lords, the famous underage porn star, who used to be really hot:

Heck, for all I know she's still really hot. I don't keep up. I recommend her autobiography, Underneath It All; it's a fascinating, if at times slightly grim read.

If she does release some music this summer, it won't be her first foray into the music business. Back in 1995, she released an album called 1000 Fires:

The album was produced by Juno Reactor, and it's through them that I can make the perhaps unexpected connection between Traci Lords and Laibach. On their 1997 album Bible of Dreams, Juno Reactor published a song called God Is God, which I can't embed here because YouTube is stupid. I have to admit that I'm more familiar with this version of the song:

So there. Didn't expect that. Perhaps an even stranger connection is that the female vocals on the Juno Reactor original are supplied by Natacha Atlas, and one of her songs is on the soundtrack to Project Gotham Racing 4 on the XBox, a game that I play like alot.

The first single from 1000 Fires was Control, which some of you may remember from Paul W. S. Anderson's movie Mortal Kombat. It's an awesome song with a great music video.

Lady Gaga? Fuck Lady Gaga.

Happy birthday Justine Joli!

Happy birthday Justine Joli!

I'm being lazy, so I'll just post a couple of pictures of her, and direct you to my two previous messages on the same topic.

Hello Sunny Leone!

Here's the incredibly hot Sunny Leone, an Indo-Canadian porn star.

I mean, wow.

I'm a sucker for a girl wearing sunglasses, by the way:

Here's my favorite bit from the Wikipedia page:

Though she was raised as a sikh, her parents enrolled her in a Catholic school, as it was felt to be unsafe for her to go to public school. There she had her first kiss at 11, lost her virginity to a basketball player at another school at 16, and found out she was bisexual at 18.

On top of which, of course, she became a porn star.

Imagine what would have happened if she went to public school!

Happy birthday Jenaveve Jolie!

Happy birthday to porn star Jenaveve Jolie, who you may have seen on Entourage if you watch that kind of thing. She's hot!

Happy birthday Scotty JX!

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Happy birthday Lisa Ann!

Today is porn star Lisa Ann's birthday, so happy birthday! After a career in porn in the '90s, Lisa Ann returned to pornography in the 2000's. Personally, I dislike the term MILF as I find the F in it a little crude, but if there ever was the perfect porn star to play a MILF, she's it.

She recently became even more famous after starring in Hustler's presidential porn parody Who's Nailin' Paylin, where she played the governor of Alaska:

It's considered rude to mention a lady's age, but I feel I have to point out that she's 39 today. And seriously hot.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Susana Spears!

Today is the birthday of one of my favorite porn stars ever, the gorgeous Susana Spears. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Jenna Presley!

Wow. It must suck having your birthday on April Fool's day. Imagine all the practical jokes you'd have to endure...

If porn star Jenna Presley was cursed with a bad birthday, though, it was made up for with looks.

No April Fool's jokes here: happy birthday!

Happy birthday Veronica Vanoza!

Veronica Vanoza is a gorgeous Czech porn star; what more reason do you need?

At least I think it's her birthday. The Internet is what it is. But I'm posting these pictures anyway.

Happy birthday!