Weigh-In Wednesday

Last week when I started this, I weighed 187.6, today I way 180.8.  I have lost 6.8 pounds by just giving up Mountain Dew.  And yes, I have not had one.  I will be honest though, it is extremely difficult.

I have had worse withdrawals with this than with giving up smoking.  At work has been the hardest.  I go to grab a drink and my immediate reaction is to go for the soda, but then I stop myself and have water. 

I posted the question on facebook, asking everyone what I could drink instead.  Apparently the only drink out there aside from soda is some form of tea.  I am not a huge tea fan.  I will keep searching though.

I knew this would not be easy, but seeing the results so quickly has helped encourage me.  I will keep this up.

Justified: Devil You Know

This episode of Justified was supposed to be a simple one where Raylan tracks down two escaped fugitives.  Oddly though, this episode was anything, but simple.  In actuality, the escaped fugitives were Dicky and Dewey, the two biggest idiots on the show.

They are actually broken out by the guard and the prison doctor, the guard wants Dicky's money.  Now, while all this is happening, Quarles makes an offer to Devil.  We never hear it out loud, but we all know what they want:  Boyd dead.

Naturally, Raylan pays a visit to Boyd to see if he knows where the fugitives are hiding.  Raylan reminds Boyd that he can keep better tabs on Dicky if he is in prison.  Anyways, in the end Raylan captures Dicky, who survived with some help from Mr. Limehouse.  He then learns that the good doctor has Dewey.  The doctor is about to take out Dewey's kidney...

Favorite part of the episode?  Raylan hitting the prison guard with his car, and then seeing him get up and deciding to back into him.  Best way to avoid using a gun.  Also, telling him that his spleen could rupture was also pretty good.

The episode ends with Devil and Johnny confronting Boyd.  We all knew that Boyd would see it coming and that Johnny would not betray Boyd, but what made this great:  Boyd does not offer a choice or say a whole, he just shoots Devil and then asks him if he wants him to take the pain away.  He then puts the gun to his head, we hear Devil whimper and as the screen goes black, we hear the gunshot.

So, that sets up a few things for next week.  Dewey doing Deweyesque things, like robbing strip clubs or something.  He needs money, I think for his kidney.  Boyd versus Quarles.  Limehouse continuing to be a badass.  And Raylan in the center of it all.  I mean, if not for him, so much of this shit would not be happening.  Pretty crazy when you think about it.

And thanks to Warming Glow for this:

Black History Month!

In the States, February is Black History Month, a month dedicated to, well, black history. The actor Morgan Freeman once asked why his people's history was being relegated to one month; I'm afraid that the answer is that without this month, his people's history would be relegated completely. It's depressing how history still tends to mean the history of white European men, with all other history hidden away in specialist subjects.

I'm not really qualified to comment on the politics of Black History Month, however. As long as it's around, though, it's about time I did my share. Here it is.

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The first African-American playmate ever was Miss March 1965 Jennifer Jackson.

The second African-American playmate and first black woman on the cover of Playboy: Miss October 1969 Jean Bell.

Here's the cover, with the naughty bits blacked out:

The first black woman to have a cover all to herself was the late Darine Stern, in October 1971, and it's one of the best covers ever.

The first black Playmate of the Year was the utterly gorgeous Reneé Tenison, who was Playmate of the Year in 1990, seen here with her identical twin sister. No, really.

The first African-born Playmate was Miss March 2008 Ida Ljungqvist, who went on to become Playmate of the Year 2009.

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There have been plenty of other smoking hot black Playmates over the years. Here's a few.

Miss June 1975 Azizi Johari:

Miss January 2002 Nicole Narain:

And Miss September 2007 Patrice Hollis:

Finally, it's only appropriate that Miss February 2012 is the beautiful Leola Bell:

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And that's my contribution. They're all beautiful. Thank you, Playboy!

Amazing Spider-Man Preview

I have not posted about this movie yet.  I still think rebooting the franchise is rather stupid, I think you could continue with different actors, but whatever.  It does not look terrible, is that a compliment?

HKIRBBTL: Antares Autobowl 2012: Brutes-Ravens 4-0

While the Titans and Buccaneers duked it out, the main field of the Antares Multiplex hosted the Ragnarock Ravens' season opener against Braga's Brutes. The much-anticipated Turboleague debut of the Ravens drew 11,000 screaming Norse fans and thousands of orcs to the stands and a surprise one-match endorsement deal from Bloodweiser for the home team. That Bloodweiser might well come in handy, because the visiting Brutes came to the Antares Multiplex with a 2-0-0 record and league leads in both touchdowns allowed and fatalities, having previously defeated both of the other Autobowl contenders. As the snow was cleared from the astrogranite, the Ravens won the coin toss and chose to receive in the first half.

After Ravens head coach Asatru Sjöfarare's tall tales about receiving wolf cubs from supernatural parties unknown (presumably some odd Norse permutation of Khorne), a lively anticipation surrounded their Blood Bowl debut. True to form, werewolf Freki leapt off the line at the kickoff and drove into Brutes lineman Galhag. Brutes player-coach Braga da 'Ed Bash'a, however, was wily enough to have anticipated the frenzied Norse, and Freki blundered into a line of waiting orcs who gave him a hearty Blood Bowl welcome.

As werewolf met astrogranite, the Brutes took the initiative and stormed onto the Ravens' side of the field. Ravens thrower Thor Åkenskaldi failed to pick up the ball, and Brutes thrower Slib'ry Ands grabbed it and ran into the end zone for the first touchdown!

The chastized Ravens set up for their next reception, minus one knocked-out lineman.

Seeing the weakness in the Ravens' dispositions, Braga called on the powers of Waaagh! His team exploded off the line in a devastating blitz, wrapping up the Ravens offensive line and sending the cornerbacks around the sides to attack the Ravens thrower.

With the roaring greenskins bearing down on him, in almost a rerun of the previous drive Thor Åkenskaldi fumbled the ball, allowing Slib'ry Ands to drive in. This time, though, Slib'ry Ands lost his footing and fell, but Åkenskaldi was also tackled before he could get to the ball.

In the chaos, the other Brutes thrower Grab da Bol grabbed the ball and doubled the Brutes lead to 2-0.

Faced with an 0-2 deficit in the first, Ravens coach Sjöfarare either momentarily lost his wits or decided it was time for a gamble, and set up four players in the left-hand wide zone at the kickoff.

The Brutes' dim-witted kicker failed to notice this egregious violation of the rules and launched the ball into the air, only for the referee to dash onto the pitch and blow the play dead. For a moment, total chaos reigned as jeers and rocks rained down on the pitch, Braga throttled his kicker and the officials struggled to separate the teams. When play was finally restarted, coach Sjöfarare over-compensated and deployed no-one in the left wide zone!

When the kick-off landed right there, Grab da Bol was able to live up to his name once more, but with time running out, all he could manage was a pass to blitzer Galoth. Meanwhile, blitzer Urghuk cheerfully knocked out Ravens lineman Per Yngve Ohlin.

After a truly awful halftime rendition of "Slaanesh on the Street" by a Norse skald, the Ravens fans were so dejected the Brutes supporters actually stopped fighting them, and started cheering for the team! Bolstered by their fans' support, Braga's greenskins set up for their first reception of the game.

The Brutes' offensive drive got off to a rollicking start as blitzer Sorgask smashed Ravens werewolf Geri unconscious. The two throwers proved they were aptly named when Grab da Bol picked up the ball and handed it off to Slib'ry Ands, who fumbled the reception. Ravens catcher Leifur Eriksson dashed in and grabbed the loose ball but slipped and fell, knocking himself out cold. Grab da Bol then attempted a pass to Galhag, who failed to make the catch.

Eventually the ball was delivered to Sorgask, who sped off down the pitch at a reckless pace, falling over just short of the end zone. Ravens lineman Reidar Horghagen attempted to dodge away from Braga and get to the ball, but the black orc brought Horghagen down with a ferocious tackle and a blood-curdling roar. Ravens lineman Jan Axel Blomberg, knocked out in the first half and returning to play in the second, was laid out by Galoth. Sorgask picked himself up, retrieved the ball and scored to make it 3-0 Brutes.

As the teams set up for the kickoff, the hapless referee wandered too close to the Ravens' fans. Still bitter about the illegal setup call in the first half, they rushed the field and scragged him! Neither side seemed particularly eager to take advantage of his absence, and play went on: the kickoff bounced out of bounds, and the Ravens were awarded a touchback. Black Orc Azgrum pushed Ravens lineman Thomas Haugen into the crowd, where he happily crowdsurfed on the reinvigorated Ravens fans!

The Ravens lost control of the ball in the mayhem, and between themselves, the Brutes throwers managed to get the ball under control and handed it off to Sorgask. He charged to the Ravens end zone and scored his second touchdown of the game to make the final score 4-0 Brutes. MVP honors went to Brutes blitzer Urghuk for his aesthetically pleasing knockout of Ravens lineman Per Yngve Ohlin, and to Ravens lineman Tomas Haugen for his inspired crowdsurfing, this being considered by far the best thing any of the Ravens players achieved.

With their decisive victory over the Norse team, Braga's Brutes are the clear winners of the inaugural Antares Autobowl. The Brutes are dominating the Turboleague in the early going with a 3-0-0 record and 7-0 goal differential; they have yet to give up a single touchdown! The Ravens must be considered lucky to escape their brutal introduction to the Turboleague at the hands of the Brutes with no permanent damage to their lineup, both injured players being expected to return in time for their next game.

Antares Autobowl final rankings:

1. Braga's Brutes (3 pts, 4-0)
2. Tor Achare Titans (3 pts, 2-1)
3. Blood River Buccaneers (0 pts, 1-2)
4. Ragnarock Ravens (0 pts, 0-4)

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Coaches' comments:

Coach Asatru Sjöfarare: "De vore satans mördare, dom orknar. The domare, the judge you know, he was incompetent, so the people tied him to the midsummers pole. We were not ready for achuun här, och now we will go back to skool. Vikingarna will never surrender, ever!"

Player-coach Braga da 'Ed Bash'a: ""Enlightenment comes to those who seek death. 'Tis more beautiful than you can ever dream...HAHAHA! Iz I do dat voice right? 'Ave ye 'erd dat weird pointy 'eerd coach T.Rex?!? Hesha make me laugh every time! HAHAHA! Misha think dat our team did good today but in da end theysha do exzactly what me iz tell 'em, or I iz give their parts for da team shaman doctor. Wesha not come 'ere to speak fancy or talk 'bout feelingz, wesha be 'ere to win shinies 'n when possible, bash everyfing in our way! Mesha like to end dis by saying; 'Tis thine in battle to confer the crown, the victor's prize, the mark of sweet renown...HAHAHAaaaaaa!""

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Boxscore, courtesy of the Brutes coach:

HOME Ragnarock Ravens: Score 0, FAME = 1, MVP = #88 Tomas Haugen (a.k.a. The Crowd Surfer), Winnings = 60,000 gp
AWAY Braga's Brutes: 4, FAME = 0, MVP = #6 Urghuk (1 X KO), Winnings = 70,000 gp

Weather: Nice
Fans: 20,000 (RAR=11,000 & BRU= 9,000)
Inducements: RAR = Bloodweiser Babes(50k) + Wandering Apothecary(100k)
Purchases before game: BRU = +1 reroll(120k)

1st HALF (RAR wins coin toss, RAR receiving)

KICKOFF = Cheering Fans (RAR +1 reroll)
T1. RAR #55 Freki blocks and pushes BRU #11 Galhag, he has to block again due to frenzy but this time it's 2 dice an BRU chooses both down -> TURNOVER
T2. RAR #5 Thor Åkenskaldi uses reroll to pick up the ball, but fails -> TURNOVER
T2. BRU #2 Morgur KOs RAR #91 Jan Axel Blomberg
T3. RAR #63 Hans von Helvete fails to dodge -> TURNOVER
T3. BRU #10 Slib'ry Ands scores a TD!
KICKOFF = BLITZ! (BRU gets a free turn)
T4. RAR #5 Thor Åkenskaldi fumbles -> TURNOVER
T4. BRU #10 Slib'ry Ands blitzes #?, picks up ball but fails to GFI, ball scatters -> TURNOVER
T5. RAR #5 Thor Åkenskaldi fails to dodge -> TURNOVER
T5. BRU #9 Grab da Bol picks up the ball
T6. BRU #9 Grab da Bol scores a TD!
KICKOFF = Throw a Rock! (RAR gets the throw...at which time the ref whistles everybody back into their starting position because RAR had 4(!) players on one side zone)
KICKOFF = Cheering Fans (RAR +1 reroll...no reason to get that exited, somebody explain the rules to the RAR fans)
T8. BRU #6 Urghuk KOs RAR #96 Yngve Ohlin, BRU #10 Slib'ry Ands throws the ball to #8 Galoth...it's a catch!

2nd HALF (BRU receiving)

KICKOFF = Cheering Fans (BRU +1 reroll...the orc fans have risen from their slumber, or maybe some RAR fans just turned their coats)
T1. BRU #5 Sorgask KOs RAR #51 Geri, BRU #9 Grab da Bol hands off the ball to #10 Slib'ry Ands who then lives up to his name and fails to catch - TURNOVER
T1. RAR #12 Leifur Eriksson GFI, picks up the ball, GFI again but due to a dodge KOs himself out -> TURNOVER
T2. BRU #9 Grab da Bol picks up the ball and throws to #11 Galhag who then fails to catch even with a reroll -> TURNOVER
T3. BRU #? picks up the ball and hands off to #5 Sorgask who then fails to GFI near the td line in an attempt to get out of RARs reach -> TURNOVER
T3. RAR #80 Reidar Horghagen dodges successfully once in BRU #1 Braga da 'Ed Bash'a tackle zone but fails the next one = Badly Hurt (some elderly folk in the crowd have heart attacks as Braga roars in self admiration) -> TURNOVER
T4. BRU #8 Galoth blocks RAR #91 Jan Axel Blomberg = Badly Hurt, BRU #5 Sorgask scores a TD!
KICKOFF = Get the Ref! (payback from the RAR fans for not allowing one of them to Throw a Rock at BRU)
Ball lands in front of a Black Orc but scatters over the line of scrimmage, RAR #5 Thor Åkenskaldi is given the ball (touch back?)
T5. RAR #68 Harald Hårdare fails to dodge -> TURNOVER
T6. BRU #4 Azgrum shoves RAR #88 Tomas Haugen into the crowd (in truth he was just waiting for an excuse to 'crowd surf' and thus was awarded the MVP, go figure) = Stunned/reserves box, BRU #9 Grab da Bol fails to pick the ball up...the hot potatoe luckily scatters to another orc thrower BRU #10 Slib'ry Ands who actually catches it! Not a turnover, *whew*! Who said orcs can't play ball?!? [editor's note: actually, failing to pick up the ball does count as a turnover...]
T8. BRU #10 Slib'ry Ands hands off to #5 Sorgask (mind you, no more rerolls left at this time) who catches it and scores the final TD!
KICKOFF = Changing Weather / Nice -> Nice

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Lineups:

Ragnarock Ravens

#5 Thor Åkenskaldi (thrower)
#12 Leifur Eriksson (catcher)
#51 Geri (werewolf)
#55 Freki (werewolf)
#63 Hans von Helvete (blitzer)
#68 Harald Hårdare (blitzer)
#80 Reidar Horghagen (lineman) [badly hurt]
#88 Tomas Haugen (lineman) [MVP]
#90 Stian Tomt Thoresen (lineman)
#91 Jan Axel Blomberg (lineman) [badly hurt]
#96 Per Yngve Ohlin (lineman)

Braga's Brutes

#01 Braga da 'Ed Bash'a (black orc)
#02 Morgur (black orc)
#03 Roflog (black orc)
#04 Azgrum (black orc)
#05 Sorgask (blitzer) [2 * TD]
#06 Urghuk (blitzer) [MVP]
#07 Grambad (blitzer)
#08 Galoth (blitzer) [casualty]
#09 Grab da Bol (thrower) [touchdown]
#10 Slib'ry Ands (thrower) [touchdown, completion]
#11 Galhag (lineman)

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League table: [pts, goal differential, casualty differential, fatalities, completions, sacks]

Brutes (3-0-0) 9 pts, 7-0, 4-2, 1, 1, 1-2
Titans (1-1-0) 3 pts, 2-3, 5-1, 0, 7, 1-3
Buccaneers (1-2-0) 3 pts, 3-3, 2-5, 0, 6, 4-2
Murderers (0-1-0) 0 pts, 0-2, 0-3, 0, 2, 2-1
Ravens (0-1-0) 0 pts, 0-4, 0-2, 0, 0, 0-0
Mütants (0-0-0)
Warriors (0-0-0)

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Individual statistics:

Touchdowns:

Finrod Angamaitë (Titans): 2
Sorgask (Brutes): 2
Galfir (Buccaneers): 1
Galhag (Brutes): 1
Galoth (Brutes): 1
Grab da Bol (Brutes): 1
Grambad (Brutes): 1
Mordak Blackheart (Buccaneers): 1
Slib'ry Ands (Brutes): 1
Tyrim (Buccaneers): 1

Casualties:

Teclis Turukáno (Titans): 3
Braga da 'Ed Bash'a (Brutes): 1
Dark Elf journeyman (Buccaneers): 1
Finrod Angamaitë (Titans): 1
Galhag (Brutes): 1
Galoth (Brutes): 1
Gladroon (Titans journeyman): 1
Nasty Narsil (Buccaneers): 1
Urghuk (Brutes): 1

Fatalities:

Galhag (Brutes): 1

Completions:

Beleg Strongarm (Titans): 3
Carecalmo (Titans): 3
Avil Darksoul (Buccaneers): 2
Clarius Vile (Buccaneers): 2
Athlan Icecold (Buccaneers): 1
Meryaren (Titans): 1
Mordak Blackheart (Buccaneers): 1
Shishi Yanumibaal (Murderers): 1
Slib'ry Ands (Brutes): 1
Tussurradad (Murderers): 1

Sacks:

Mordak Blackheart (Buccaneers): 2
Tyrim (Buccaneers): 2
Finrod Angamaitë (Titans): 1
Shishi Yanumibaal (Murderers): 1
Sorgask (Brutes): 1
Tussurradad (Murderers): 1

HKIRBBTL: Antares Autobowl 2012: Buccaneers-Titans 1-2

Despite the freezing temperatures, four Blood Bowl teams came together at the small island of Låts, just off the Norsca coast and home to the Ragnarock Ravens' winter stadium, for the inaugural Antares Autobowl. While the Ravens hosted Braga's Brutes on the main field, 14,000 fans had turned out to see the Tor Achare Titans and Blood River Buccaneers play out the next chapter in the ages-long rivalry of dark elf and high elf at the Antares Multiplex. "As the grand scheme, so the small," said Titans head coach T.Rex at the pre-game press conference. "Battle against Chaos is paramount."

The Titans won the opening coin toss and elected to kick.

The Buccaneers suffered an initial mishap as runner Clarius Vile failed to catch the ball, but the Titans were unable to capitalize. In the midfield blocking battle, Titans journeyman Gladroon sent Buccaneers lineman Galfir off with a broken hip, but before the Titans could make use of their numerical advantage, the Buccaneers had the ball in hand and were powering down the Tor Achare left.

Runner Clarius Vile broke through the Titans coverage and dashed for the end zone, but in a shocking turn of bad luck he tripped and fell, losing control of the ball just short of the line.

Titans lineman Carecalmo got to the ball and passed it up the field to a team-mate, who was promptly sacked by Buccaneers blitzer Mordak Blackheart. The unlucky Clarius Vile failed to pick up the loose ball and was blitzed and injured by Titans blitzer Teclis Turukáno. The Titans passed the ball forward to blitzer Finrod Angamaitë, who was in turn sacked in the Buccaneers zone. Lineman Malsadrian tried a long bomb to Mordak Blackheart, but the pass was off target, and the Titans recovered the ball and hung onto it until the end of the half.

In the last minutes of the first half, some of the Titans linemen and Teclis Turukáno demonstrated a chain push into the stands:

After the carnage of the first half, the Buccaneers had two players injured and two knocked out, leading to a lopsided second half kickoff:

The Titans caged the ball and broke through the Buccaneers' outnumbered line, sending lineman Khali to join his team-mates in the Antares infirmary.

At this point, the Titans could have held onto the ball and let the clock run down, but head coach T.Rex was adamant that his Titans respect the dictates of sportsmanship (at least in the regular season!). So Carecalmo passed the ball to Finrod Angamaitë, who scored his team's first touchdown. This allowed the Buccaneers to revive their knocked-out players and attempt an equalizer.

And in short order, Mordak Blackheart broke through the Titans defense and scored to tie the game.

There was still time on the clock, though, and the Titans regrouped for a final scoring drive.

Thrower Beleg Strongarm caught the kickoff and passed the ball forward to Finrod Angamaitë, who scored his second touchdown to put the game away for the Titans. A short drive after the final kickoff allowed Buccaneers blitzer Athlan Icecold to pick up a completion, and then the Titans' first win was in the books. The MVP was awarded to Buccaneers blitzer Avil Darksoul, and Titans lineman Carecalmo for a league-leading three completions in one game.

Titans head coach T.Rex was pleased with his team's effort, especially in frustrating the Buccaneers offense in the first half, although he freely admitted they would have been a goal down if not for Clarius Vile's spectacularly bad luck in running for the touchdown. After being shut out by the Brutes, the Titans offense scored on both their receptions. "Righteousness redounds on the righteous," he concluded. "Chaos is contained; order is supreme."

Keep your crystal balls tuned to this frequency for the Ravens' season debut in the final match of the 2012 Antares Autobowl!

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Boxscore

Attendance: 14,000
FAME: TIT 1, BRB 0

Titans win coin toss, elect to kick. Starting weather: nice.

First half, Buccaneers receiving (changing weather > nice)

BRB T1: BRB #10 passes to BRB #11, catch failed, TURNOVER
BRB T2: BRB #2 blocks TIT #2, both down, TURNOVER
BRB T3: BRB #6 blocks TIT #11, skull, smashed hip, TURNOVER
TIT T3: TIT #10 blocks BRB #8, KO
BRB T4: BRB #11 GFI for the TD, fails, fails re-roll, TURNOVER
TIT T4: TIT #9 picks up the ball, passes to TIT #13, completion
BRB T5: BRB #9 blocks TIT #16, skull, TURNOVER
BRB T6: BRB #7 blitzes TIT #13, sack; BRB #11 tries to pick up the ball, TURNOVER
TIT T6: TIT #2 blitzes BRB #11, badly hurt; TIT #14 picks up ball, passes to TIT #1, completion
BRB T7: BRB #2 blitzes TIT #1, sack; BRB #3 throws long bomb to BRB #7, inaccurate pass, TURNOVER
TIT T8: TIT #2 blitzes BRB #14, pushes BRB #10 into crowd (KO); TIT #9 picks up the ball, passes to TIT #13, completion

Second half, Titans receiving

[BRB KOs fail to return]

TIT T1: TIT #9 picks up the ball
BRB T1: BRB #3 fails dodge roll, TURNOVER
BRB T2: BRB #9 blocks TIT #12, skull, TURNOVER
TIT T3: TIT #1 blitzes BRB #14, badly hurt; TIT #14 KO's BRB #5
TIT T4: TIT #9 passes to TIT #1, completion
BRB T4: BRB #9 blocks TIT #12, skull, TURNOVER
TIT T5: TIT #1 scores TOUCHDOWN
1-0

Buccaneers receiving (changing weather -> nice)

BRB T5: BRB #10 picks up the ball, hands off to BRB #9; BRB #9 passes to BRB #7, completion
BRB T6: BRB #7 scores TOUCHDOWN
1-1

Titans receiving (quick snap)

[TIT #3 catches kick]

TIT T7: TIT #3 passes to TIT #1, completion
BRB T7: BRB #10 fails dodge roll, TURNOVER
TIT T8: TIT #1 scores TOUCHDOWN
2-1

Buccaneers receiving (perfect defence)

BRB T8: BRB #10 passes to BRB #3, completion

End of game.

Revenue: TIT 70,000, BRB 30,000
Fan factor: TIT +1, BRB -0
MVP: TIT #9, BRB #9
Improvement rolls: BRB #9 7, TIT #1 3, TIT #2 11, TIT #9 5

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Lineups:

Blood River Buccaneers

#2 Tyrim (lineman) [sack]
#3 Malsadrian (lineman)
#4 Mornil (lineman)
#5 Hehtar (lineman)
#6 Galfir (lineman) [smashed hip]
#7 Mordak Blackheart (blitzer) [TD, sack]
#8 Nasty Narsil (blitzer)
#9 Avil Darksoul (blitzer) [completion, MVP]
#10 Athlan Icecold (blitzer) [completion]
#11 Clarius Vile (runner) [badly hurt]
#14 Khali (lineman) [badly hurt]

Tor Achare Titans

#1 Finrod Angamaitë (blitzer) [2 * TD, casualty]
#2 Teclis Turukáno (blitzer) [casualty]
#3 Beleg Strongarm (thrower) [completion]
#9 Carecalmo (lineman) [3 * completion, MVP]
#10 Ilmiril Telinturco (lineman)
#11 Gladroon (journeyman) [casualty]
#12 Morelion Tethlis (lineman)
#13 Caryarel Mothril (lineman)
#14 Meryaren (lineman) [completion]
#15 Orodreth Ecthelion (lineman)
#16 Ulundil (lineman)

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League table: [pts, goal differential, casualty differential, fatalities, completions, sacks]

Brutes (2-0-0) 6 pts, 3-0, 3-2, 1, 0, 1-2
Titans (1-1-0) 3 pts, 2-3, 5-1, 0, 7, 1-3
Buccaneers (1-2-0) 3 pts, 3-3, 2-5, 0, 6, 4-2
Murderers (0-1-0) 0 pts, 0-2, 0-3, 0, 2, 2-1
Mütants (0-0-0)
Ravens (0-0-0)
Warriors (0-0-0)

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Individual statistics:

Touchdowns:

Finrod Angamaitë (Titans): 2
Galfir (Buccaneers): 1
Galhag (Brutes): 1
Galoth (Brutes): 1
Grambad (Brutes): 1
Mordak Blackheart (Buccaneers): 1
Tyrim (Buccaneers): 1

Casualties:

Teclis Turukáno (Titans): 3
Braga da 'Ed Bash'a (Brutes): 1
Dark Elf journeyman (Buccaneers): 1
Finrod Angamaitë (Titans): 1
Galhag (Brutes): 1
Gladroon (Titans journeyman): 1
Nasty Narsil (Buccaneers): 1
Urghuk (Brutes): 1

Fatalities:

Galhag (Brutes): 1

Completions:

Beleg Strongarm (Titans): 3
Carecalmo (Titans): 3
Avil Darksoul (Buccaneers): 2
Clarius Vile (Buccaneers): 2
Athlan Icecold (Buccaneers): 1
Meryaren (Titans): 1
Mordak Blackheart (Buccaneers): 1
Shishi Yanumibaal (Murderers): 1
Tussurradad (Murderers): 1

Sacks:

Mordak Blackheart (Buccaneers): 2
Tyrim (Buccaneers): 2
Finrod Angamaitë (Titans): 1
Shishi Yanumibaal (Murderers): 1
Sorgask (Brutes): 1
Tussurradad (Murderers): 1

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