Game preview: England - USA

We're not going to write one; we'll let Conservapedia do it for us. This news item was on the "In the News" feed on their front page.

Ravaged by atheism, England cannot even field a decent soccer team anymore. They could struggle against the obscure American team in their big match on Saturday. [53] That is so pathetic!

The link is to a Seattle Times article that says the US "may have the edge in goal" in the upcoming game.

So remember: if England struggles against the US, it's because of atheism.

Atheism.

World soccer champs preview

First of all, it's properly called soccer because soccer is short for association football, as opposed to Rugby football. Rugby and its descendants are just as much football as soccer is. The etymology of the words is clear, so any suggestion that soccer is somehow "more football" than rugby or American football is an innovation. When it comes to language, we here at this blog don't take kindly to innovations.

As for the tournament, here's our official preview. Some people are going to kick a ball around, it's going to be boring as hell, and we don't care.